Come out honey

So my roommate and I are looking through posts to find small part time jobs for myself. She found this lovely post under talent gigs. We both wanted to ask him "Are you a gay man looking for a beard, cause if so we have just the girl."

Fashionable Personal Assistant (Philly or S. Jersey)
Need funny and fabulous assistant to help me in tasks ranging from decorating to socializing. You are dependable, organized, and fun.
This is not a full time or part time job, but one where I call you on an occasional basis.
You will be joining me on my personal time, so you should be single, very pretty, and fit.
Photo is more important than resume.
~Xenophon