Isn't this just prostitution?

So there are a lot of things to talk about these days in the Craig's List world, what with Phillies/Yankee's bashing and the SEPTA system on strike. I light of all this rage, I decided to investigate the adult gigs section for some humor. Here is the wonderful post of the day.

SEEKING PERSONAL/SEXUAL ASSIT/50K-80K YEARLY SALARY/FULL BENEFITS
Hello ladies, my name is Mark Dirazio. I am owner of the the finace exchange(a chain of 7 check cashing buisnesses). I am seeking 1 female of any age, race and size to be my personal assit in an adult way. The job is salary postion from 50k-80k yearly with full benefits(Blue Cross/Blue Shield) with alot of perks! You must be clean, sexy, attractive, down to earth with no attitude! I am a single white, 26 year old white male, 6'1", 220 lbs, dark hair, blus eyes and very muscled and chiseled with 12" and thick. I have plenty of pictures to send. If truly interested please follow these directions! Must send very, very revealing pictures(video responces get first consideration) and send likes. once I respond you can call 484-490-5875 and my personal e-mail is : finaceexchange@gmail.com. you must be very serious! Looking to respond and hire ASAP! I am avail 24/7. thank you. Mark D.

WTF!!! Really? What do you label that position under for staff records? How does she file those IRS tax forms? Does everyone on his staff get an "personal assistant"? If he can't pleasure her in "adult ways" can she have an assistant to fill her needs? Does she get bonuses for popping out some children for you? Also if you are this successful, tall, dark, and dreamy why are you having so many issues getting women? Or does no woman want to have your "12" and thick" manhood inside you. Is the payment really just for letting some put something that big inside them? Cause if that's the case, I know plenty of gay men who would jump at the chance. Couldn't you just sum this up with an ad asking for someone to be your wife? And my final question of the day is: ISN'T THIS ILLEGAL?!?!?!?!
Well Make D. I wish you luck in your endeavor to find your sex slave, just make sure you get her tested...
~Xenophon